Attitude Makes Difference....

When It Rains,

All Birds Occupy Shelter,

But Eagle Avoids Rain By Flying Above D Clouds,

Prblem Is Common 2 All.

Bt Attitude Makes Difference.

Two Fastest Communication....

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . ..  

(1) From email to email,

And

(2) female to female.

Kash pyar padhai ki tarah hota..

Log kehte hain kaash..
Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,
apne aap ho jati,
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Hum kehte hain ki kaash..
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
parents maar maar k karwate..

Last Benchers Rocks......

Awesum words by Dr A P J Kalam:

"First bench students are intelligent, until last bench students dont participate in the
competition"

Friend & Enemy...

There are only two people, who
can tell u the truth about you.

A friend, who has lost his temper

&

An enemy, who starts loving you !!

Define & Explain Love..

----------(Question)----------

Define LOVE n explain in detail.    (10 mrks)

----------(Answer)----------

»»»»Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.

»»»»TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

»»»»AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!

»»»»SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

»»»»DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

»»»»TREATMENT:

ANTI-LOVE therapy by Father/Mother's footwear..

Physics Shayri.......

Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
.
.
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
.
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Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye,
.
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Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga,
.
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Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
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Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision ho jaye,
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Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
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Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye Aur High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye,
.
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Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga,
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Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga...