Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Attitude Makes Difference....

When It Rains,

All Birds Occupy Shelter,

But Eagle Avoids Rain By Flying Above D Clouds,

Prblem Is Common 2 All.

Bt Attitude Makes Difference.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Two Fastest Communication....

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . ..  

(1) From email to email,

And

(2) female to female.

Kash pyar padhai ki tarah hota..

Log kehte hain kaash..
Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,
apne aap ho jati,
.
.
.
.
Hum kehte hain ki kaash..
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
parents maar maar k karwate..

Last Benchers Rocks......

Awesum words by Dr A P J Kalam:

"First bench students are intelligent, until last bench students dont participate in the
competition"

Friend & Enemy...

There are only two people, who
can tell u the truth about you.

A friend, who has lost his temper

&

An enemy, who starts loving you !!

Define & Explain Love..

----------(Question)----------

Define LOVE n explain in detail.    (10 mrks)

----------(Answer)----------

»»»»Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.

»»»»TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

»»»»AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!

»»»»SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

»»»»DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

»»»»TREATMENT:

ANTI-LOVE therapy by Father/Mother's footwear..

Physics Shayri.......

Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
.
.
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
.
.
Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye,
.
.
Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga,
.
.
Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
.
.
Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision ho jaye,
.
.
Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
.
.
Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye Aur High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye,
.
.
Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga,
.
.
Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga...

5 Best SMS.........

------------>> (1) <<------------

Shakespeare said, "A Boy and a Girl can never be Friends forever."

------------>> (2) <<------------

Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love."

------------>> (3) <<------------

Wordsworth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LOVE U."

------------>> (4) <<------------

Jackie Chan said, "Love is an everlasting Friendship."

------------>> (5) <<------------

Michael Jackson said, "If one can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily become ur Life Partner..

Fabulous Line...

FABULOUS LINES:

You may ATTRACT people by the Quality u display,
.
.
.
.
But you RETAIN people only by the Quality u possess..

Forget everything Behind You..

Teri Mohabbat me sub
kuch bhula diya hai,Dost.
Yaqeen na Aye to khud
dekh lo,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A for Cat,
B for Goat,
C for Horse
D for Ball..

Ab to yakin ho gaya.....

Student Rocksssssss...

------------>><<------------

Teacher : Why are U Late?
.
.
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time.
.
.
Student : "Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir,   Sher To Akela Ata Hai."

------------>><<------------

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!

(This was asked in IAS exam!)

Topper's Answer was:

"GIRL'S FACE"..! 

Unanswerable Question....

The very Best, Amazin & Unanswerable feeling is when..

.

.

.

.

.

.

Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says..

"Batana, I won't tell it 2 any1.."

Response is the Powerful Weapon..

RESPONSE is 1 of the Most Powerful Weapon to Occupy a Place In Someone's HEART.
.
.
.
So,Always Give the Best Response for the Person Whom You Want & Who Cares 4 U.

Nice Line...

Nice Line 4 All Time*

"Love ur job,

But,

dont love your company..

Because,

You dont know when your company stops loving you.!"

-Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam.

Lolzzzzzz

ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kr 4Yrs ka Bachha bola!
.
.
Koi inhe rok lo!
.
.
Nahi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter aur Add ho jayega.
.
.
BAWAL Ye Kar Ke Jayenge Aur SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.

Being Human.....

"My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh ,
.
.
.
But My Laugh Must Never Never Be The Reason For Anybody's Pain" !!

Follow this Thought....

Time, Health, Friends and Relations Do not come with a price tag,
.
.
But when we lost them, We Realize the cost.
.
.
So, Treat them carefully.

Dont worry when Someone Tejects You...

If somebody rejects you, dont worry.
.
.
.
Just live your life in such a way that they must say in future,
"Oh I made a mistake by rejecting that person."

Boy Always Rocksssss.

Brilnt answer given by BF on breakUp..

GF:Tmhe mujh jaisi ldki kbhi mil hi nhi skti...
.
.
.
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BF:Chill swthrt, Jab tum mujhe psnd hi nhi ho to tm jaisi kyo dhundunga...

Four In One...

------------>><<------------
Maine us raat se aankhe hi nahi kholi,
.
Jis Raat usne kha tha ki,
.
Subah hote hi mujhe bhul jana.

------------>><<------------

Isne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
.
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
.
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
.
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake,

------------>><<------------

"Hum Galat Thy Chalo Itna To Maan Lety hain"
.
Lekin,
.
Kya Wo Shakhs Thek Tha jo Bdal Gya Itny Qreeb Aaney k Baad ?

------------>><<------------

Break-up Ke Baad Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai,,

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ke Saaala Har Sad Song Apne Liye Hi Likha Gaya Hai.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentine's Day Special...

Its love, ��
when a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a head
massage.

Its love, ��
when a wife makes tea for her husband and takes a sip
before him.

Its love, ��
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake. 

Its love, ��
when your friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery
road.

Its love, ��
when your sister messages you and asks did you
reach home on time..

Love �� is not just a guy holding a girl and going around
the city.
Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile.
�� Luv �� is actually a name of "care"..

Happy Valentine's day xU xQ!!

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Lolzzzzzzz

"Ham haseen hony ka dawa to nhe karty, Swt Hrart,"
.
.
.
"Lekin, jisy ankh bhar k dekh lain usy uljhan main dal dety hain...

Top Class Flirting.....

A TOP CLASS FLIRTING LINE:-

Girl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me.
.
.
.

Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that..

Boy Rocks, Girl Shocks...

Boy: "Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho"
.
.
Girl: "Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
.
.
.
Boy:"To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe"

Flirty....

Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he

Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he

Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole

Qki der Se ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

Coversion between Boy & Girl.

Boy texts a girl:-

Boy-hey.
.
.
Girl-hi! What are u doing?
.
.
Boy-texting the most beautiful gal in d world..
.
.
Girl-aww,How cute..
.
.
Boy-yeah! Bt she is not replying,so I'm texting u..

Dedicated To All Girls..

Wen sum1 is flirting wid u,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Plz Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hain yaar ..
.
Qki kuch saal baad to koi ghaas bhi nahi dalega..

Love is A beautiful Forest.

Love Is that Beautiful Forest

Where

Brave Tigers are Killed by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deer..!!

Love Them Who makes ur Life Beautiful.

Everybody loves a Rose..

but nobody loves a Leaf..

which adds beauty to Rose..

Love them who makes your life beautiful..

Not who is beautiful...

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Janamdin Mubarak Ho...

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
.
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
.
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
.
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya....

To have a Lovely Life..

To have a lovely life;

Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
.
Or
.
One must have a True Friend who Really Cares, More than a Lover...

Good Morning !!

How can I Forget You ?

You told me to Forget you,
.
.
but Tell me How can i Forget you When you are Only One who is in My Mind 'n Heart..
.
.
What will i Remembr when i Forget you.

Its Nice Feeling when you.........

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
.
.
Someone thinks about you, someone needs you,
.
.
But it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Happy BirthDay Dear...

You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
.
.
Live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday.

Some things r left undone...

Some things r left undone,
.
.
some words r left unsaid,
.
.
some feelings are left unexpressed,
.
.
but some ones as nice as U could never B left unwished,

Happy birth day to u!

Wish You Good Luck.....

Happy Birthday to You.

May God give u lots of such joys nd happy moments,
.
.
May U live long nd live happy,
.
.
May worries, thoughts,angers nd bad lucks remain away 4m u,
.
.
I wish u good luck. A nice nd lovely life 2 come. Bright nd joyful future nd all the goods that U can ever Wish or think off,
.
.
I wish, may ur dreams come true nd all sad thoughts off.

Special Day For You...

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don’t matter much. These common things aren’t really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such.
.
.
We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun.
.
.
So Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we cannot even dream What life would be like without you.

Special Dayyyyyyyyy........

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u,
.
.
This comes with many Loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2 u,
.
.
May ur day be filled with laughter,
.
.
On this ur special day & may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday.....

Never Forget Your BirthDay

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
.
.
Someone thinks about you,
.
.
Someone needs you,
.
.
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

JanamDin Mubarak Ho...

Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din,
.
.
Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin,
.
.
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko,
.
.
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin.

May All Your Dreams Come True.

Wishing you a day soft as silk,
.
White as milk,
.
Sweet as honey,
.
And full of money,
.
May all your dreams come true.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthaday...

"Fly in the plane of ambition,

and land on the airport of success,

Luck is yours,

wish is mine

may ur future

always shine. . .

With LOTZ LOVE

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Miss You Frnds.

Every thing will be changed with time..
+
+
+
Classroom To Office,
+
+
+
Books To Files,
+
+
+
Jeans To Dresspants,
+
+
+
Pocket money To Salary,
+
Teacher To Boss,
+
And
+
Girlfriend To Wife,
+
But
+
What will never change is? ? ? ?

Friends are friends....!

This sms is Dedicated to all my PasT & PresenT friends...!

MisS u all....

Friendship...

Zindagi Project hy or
.
Rishte TARGET,
.
WIFE Daily Reporting,
.
OLAD Incentive,
.
JAWANI Comitment,
.
BURHAPA Achievement,
.
Lekin DOSTI Salary Hy Or Salary Ko Kbi Koi Nhi Bhoolta Jo WAQT K Sath Sath BADhTI Jati hy.

Tom & Jerry.

Some Friendships are Like Tom & Jerry.

They tease Each Other;

Knock Down Each Other;

Irritate Each Other;

But Can't Live Without Each Other.

A Best Frnd....

A Best Friend Is Not Someone Who's Just Always There For you.
.
.
Its Someone Who Understand You A Bit more than You Understand yourself..

Lolzzzzzz

QUALITIES a frnd must have!
.
Cute as a coacroach!
.
Smart as a crocodile!
.
Active as a turtle!
.
Fit as a hippo!
.
Mature as a monkey!
.
No doubt yar
U r perfect...

God Bless You Frnd...

A friend is sweet when it is new,
.
It is sweeter when it is true,
.
But you know that…..

it is the sweetest when it is you…”

GoD Bless YoU Dear sweet Friend.. .

Wo Bat Kuch Aur Thi.

Aisa nahi k yeh zindgi buri hai,
Par school ife ki baat kuch or thi,
.
.
.
.
Aisa nahi k ab hansi nahi aati,
Par dosto mein beith kar khil khilane wali bat Kuch or thi,
.
.
.
.
Aisa nahi k ab tension se raat nahi guzarti,
Par exams ki raato mein jagne wali bat Kuch or thi,
.
.
.
.
Aisa nahi k aage aa kar kuch hasil na kiya ho,
Par passing marks le kar party udane wali bat Kuch or thi,
.
.
.
.
Aisa nahi k ab zindgi nahi kat rahi hai,
Par dosto mein zindgi jine ki bat hi kuch or thi..

Beautiful Quote......

BEAUTIFUL QUOTE EVER:

"Everyone has a BEST FRIEND during each stage of life;
.
.
.
Only "LUCKY" ones have the same Friend in all stages of life.

Dedicated To All Frnds...

CHAND ADHORA HAI,SITARO KE BINA,
.
GULSHAN ADHORA HAI,BHARO KE BINA,
.
SMONDR ADHORA HAI,KINARO KE BINA,
.
JINA ADHORA HAI,TM JAISE YARO KE BINA...

God Gift....

Mangi khusiya to zindgi de di,
.
Andhero ne  bhi hme Rosni de di,
.
khuda se  pu6a kya he mere liye tofa to,
.
jawab me unhone muje aapki Dosti de di.

Golden Coin......

'Love' is a SMALL COIN.

'Life' is a BIG COIN.

'Wife' is LUCKY COIN.

'Lover' is a SWEET COIN.

But

'FRINDSHIP' is a GOLDEN COIN.

Keep It Safe...

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Attitude........

If somebody hate without any reason.
.
.
Give that person a damn reason to hate you..

Lolzzzzzzz

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.
With lots of confidence ..One day he decided to tell her.

at 1 a.m. he typed ' I Love you ' and clicked 'send'

after few seconds he got a message

bt he decided to see it next day n slept

next day he read message n was shocked..

it was written

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Your a/c balance is insufficient (Rs. 0.18), message cannot be delivered....

Holi Mubarak Ho....

Radha Ka Rang aur Kanhaiya ki Pichkari,
.
Pyar ke Rang Se Rang Do Duniya Saari,
.
Ye Rang, Na Jane Koi Jaat,Na Koi Boli,
.
MUBARAK ho Aapko advance me HAPPY HOLI.

Real Fact !!!!!

We are very good Lawyers for our own mistakes,
.
.
& very good Judges
.
.
for others mistakes....

Only 4 U....

"Rab"Apke sare Gum ret par likh de.
.
.
Taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
.
.
Aur khusiyan likhe pattar par taki hawa to kya use barish bhi na mita paye.

SalMan khan's Style...

------->" VEER "

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
.
.
.
.
------->"WANTED"

Ek Baar Jo Mene "SMS" Krna Shuru Kr Diya TO Uske baad to Mai Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nhi sochta..
.
.
.
.
------->"DABBANG "

Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa rakhe or konsa delete kre.
.
.
.
.
------->"READY"

Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:

I, me, and myself..
.
.
.
.
------->"BODY-GUARD"

Mujh par ek ehsaan krna mere msg mujhe resend mat krna....

Advantage Of Cigrate..

Kisine Pucha Cigrate Kya He?
.
Ise Q Pite Ho?
.
Kya Ye Pyas Bujati He?
.
.
.
Palat Kar 1 Smokr Ne Kaha Dil Me 1 Tasvir He Ye Dhire Dhire Use Jalati He....

Great Lines...

Never cry for the person who hurts you..
.
.
.
Just smile & say "thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you."

Break Up....

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
.
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
.
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
.
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Think Big....

Think Big,  You may not be perfect in many things,
.
.
but many things cannot be perfect without YOU..
.
.
Stay special in your own little ways..

Janmashtmi SMS

Murliwala har najar se bachaye aapko,
.
.
chand sitaro se sajaaye aapko,
.
.
bhul jaye ki gam kya hota hai,
.
.
Maakhanchor zindagi me itna hasaye aapko.

Happy Janmasthami..

Happy New Year

2012 k bite dino me apne bahot kuch paya hoga ,bahot kuch khoya hoga ,
.
.
Kisi ko thukraya to kisiko apnaya hoga,
.
.
Kisi se jhagde hoge to kisiko sataya hoga,
.
.
Kbi khushi to kbi dard hisse me aaya hoga,
.
.
Kiye hoge manchahe kam kai,aur naye anubhavo se galtio ko sehlaya hoga,
.
.
Shayad chhin li ho kismat ne apki pyari chiz koi, par 1 nayi anmol chiz se jarur milaya hoga,
.
.
Aap bhalehi bilkul na badle ho,pr apka koi na koi andaz to bdla hoga,
.
.
Ja rha he ye saal wo sare pal samet kr,jin pr apne apna haq jataya hoga,
.
.
Jhoom lo,muskura lo,
jee bhar k jee lo is saal k ye kuch lamhe, phir dekhna ye saal humesha apki meethi yaadome samaya hoga..
.
.
Have happy december..

"Happy New Year"

Sad Boyyyyyy

Nafrat kya hoti hai hum nahi jante,
.
.
Jindgi ko hum apna nahi mante,
.
.
Gum mila hai itne ki ehsas nahi hota,
.
.
Ab koi pyar bhi kare to vishvas nahi hotA..

Good Thoughts Of 2013.

'TAKE IT EASY' is a Concept For Casual People
.
.
But 'MAKE IT EASY' is a Concept For Brilliant People.

Great Lines.....

"If u spend 2 much time holding on to the 1 who treats u like an option,
.
.
You will miss ur chance to find d 1 who treats u lik a priority.

Animals ki khasiyat...

Animals ki khasiyat...

1.Tota

Duniya ki har zaban bol sakta hai.

2. Uunt

15 din tak bager kuch khaye safar kr sakta h

3.Dog

Dunya ka sbse zyada wafadar janwar h

.

.

Aage na padho.!

.

.

.

.

.

Mat padho age kuch nahi

.

.

.

.

Na padho

.

.

.

Na  Na

4. GADHE

Jis kaam se mana karo wahi karte hai.

Flirty Boy

Arz kiya he.....

2 meel door se agr ho jaye ldki ka Deedar
.
.
Wah wah
.
.
2 meel door se agar ho jaye ldki ka DEEDAR
.
Toh LUNA V aise bhage jese karizma ZMR....

Happy BirthDay

As i observe your birthday now,

Your cake and gifts don't matter much.

These common things aren't really you,

Ribbons, paper hats and such.

I celebrate a person who

Brings happiness to everyone,

Someone who gives more than he gets,

And fills ma lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!

I hope you make it to a hundred and two,

Because i cannot even dream

What life would be like without you.

Chahne ki 8 Nishaniya.

Kisi ko Chahne ki 8 Nishaniya:-

1) Aap unke sms bar-bar pdhte hain.
.
.
2) Aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hain.
.
.
3) Jab aap unke baare me sochte hain

To aapka dil aur tej dhadkta hai.
.
.
4) Aap muskurate hain jab ap

Unki awaz sunte hain.
.
.
6) Aap unke liye sub kar sakte hain.
.
.
7) Ye sms padte waqt

Aap k dimag me unka hi khyal he.
.
.
8) Or aap unko sochne me

Itna kho gye the k

Aap ko ye b nhi pta chla k

"POINT NO.5  missing hai.!

Thats "LOVE".

FRIENDSHIP

Safar Zindagi Ka Adhura Nhi hoga,
.
Par Dosti k bina ye Pura B Nhi hoga,
.
Bus Har pal hamare sath rehna,
.
Q ki Apke bina Dosti ka Matlab Pura Nhi hoga..